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They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck.
You're obsessed with the fat lady!
Drive us out of here! God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.
My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck.
You really think you can fly that thing? You really think you can fly that thing? Just my luck, no ice. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?
Must go faster. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Checkmate... Just my luck, no ice. Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.
Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?
I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. You really think you can fly that thing? God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Life finds a way. Life finds a way. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore! Yes, Yes, without the oops! Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.
Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. I was part of something special. God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about!
Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose?
You really think you can fly that thing? What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.
Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore! Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck.
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